Betty Jo
I was pretty excited about the Betty Jo when I first got her. The packaging was pretty good, the colors were nice, and the toy wasn’t plastered in giant logos. Sadly, my feelings quickly evaporated when I took Betty Jo out of the box. For starters, the silicone cock ring was poorly cured, leaving the ring sticky and smelly. The ring also didn’t seem to stretch much…but I was determined to give the toy a fair chance.
After boiling the silicone cock ring and wiping down the vibrator, “M” and I took the toy to bed. We didn’t get very far with it. “M” is well endowed, but not to the point where we need non standard condoms. We could not get the Betty Jo to fit him properly! We tried more lube, less lube..nothing was comfortable. In the end, it hurt him , ripped out both of our pubic hair, and was too rough on my clitoris for me to like it.
The vibrators are a bit -but not much- better alone. Attached to the cock ring, they didn’t do much for either of us, as the silicone was too thick to carry the vibrations, and the vibrator just isn’t all that strong to begin with. It is neat that there are two bullets, and that the cords are a nice length. The coating on the bullets makes them silky and smooth, but in the end, the vibrators are just not powerful enough for me. They are a fun tease toy with a partner, but not enough to make me climax on their own.
Some details: Betty Jo is a cock ring and removable vibrator set. The cock ring is about five inches long, by about three inches tall at the ears. The Vibrator is made out of matte plastic , and the two bullets can be unplugged from the control station. It runs on two AA batteries.
All in all, Betty Jo was a dissapointment. It had good intentions, but just didnt make it all the way.
Two Stars
Buy your own Betty Jo here!
Thanks Babeland.com!
Reviews!
New reviews will be up soon, I promise! Life has done a fantastic job of getting in the way of my writing for the last moth, but it looks like things have finally calmed down, and I will be going on a reviewing spree for the next few weeks.
Check back soon!
<3 Jezebelle
Pleasurists #33
from fotodigital.ro via art-or-porn
Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #32? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #34? Submit it here before Sunday June 21st at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.
Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.
- Njoy Pure Wand Giveaway! Deadline: Friday, June 19th at noon Eastern Standard Time.
- Blowfish Swag Contest Giveaway #1 Deadline: June 22nd
- Name That Sex Toy! Deadline: 11:59 PST June 26th
Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
On to the reviews…
Editor’s Pick
- Taffy Tickler Silicone Sweets by Epiphora
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy, pointy, somewhat pliable. They remind you of body jewelry, Hot Topic, the 90s. But this tactile experience does not prepare you for the sensation of the spines in your pussy.
Editor’s Note: It should be no secret that I love Epiphora’s reviews, and this is a particularly wonderful one. Often reviews of bad toys are better than raving reviews of wonderful toys that we reviewers can’t get enough of and this is one such review. The absolute horror of the toy is at once frightening and intriguing as Epiphora takes you through her attempts of trying to find any redeeming quality in it whatsoever.
Vibrators
- Evolved Bottle Rocket Orion by Carrie Ann
- Sublime by Epiphora
- The Boss by Red
- Vibratex Thundercloud by Betty Rocket
- Mini Remote Control 7-Speed Egg by KamaSutronics
- Cal Exotics Intimacy Massager by Miss KissThis
- Review – The Hawaiian Vibrator by ms. YET
- Evolved Diamond Lustre by the kitten pup
- Betty Jo by Carrie Ann
- We-Vibe by Exploring Intimacy
- Climax Silicone Wavy G-shaft by Carrie Ann
- Sublime by Epiphora
- Natural Contours Petite by Domina Doll
- Natural Contours Jolie by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
Dildos
Anal Toys
- Anal Electrodes by KamaSutronics
- Bootie by Beautiful Dreamer
- Cyberskin Dream Cock by Eliot Bodem
- Aluminum Mini 3″ and 4″ by Epiphora
Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.
- Kama Sutra Mint Tree Luxury Bathing Gel by Ansley Agnello
- Lover’s Choice Flower Balm For Her Pleasure by Thursday’s Child
- Sliquid Organics Natural Gel by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
- Wet Naturals by Domina Doll
BDSM/Fetish
- Door Jam Cuffs by The Master
- Dr. Kaplan Nipple Pump System 2 by Thursday’s Child
- Nexus iStim by Sleeping Dreamer
- Fetish Fantasy Wooden Paddle by Eliot Bodem
- Jennings Dental Mouth Gag by Domina Doll
Adult Books/Games
- Lesbian Sex 101 by Ansley Agnello
- Spin Me from JimmyJane by Sleeping Dreamer
- The Clitourist by Ansley Agnello
- Books by Anna Hooper by Red
- Books By Tracey Cox by Red
Adult Movies/Porn
- Big Ass Fixation 4 by Sommer Marsden
- Amateur Angels 22 by The Porn Librarian
- women in Cell Block 7 by FrzKey
- Cynthia by J.D. Bauchery
- No Swear Words by The Porn Librarian
- Office Perverts by FrzKey
- Dana Dearmond’s Role Modeling by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
Kegel Exercisers
- Pleasure Pearls by Baby Sinead
- Kegel8 Tight and Tone by havingmycake
- Smartballs by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
Miscellaneous
- Fantasy Swing by Ginger Leigh
- Contour I by Sleeping Dreamer
- The eXtreme Plow Fucking Machine by KamaSutronics
- Crazy Girl Pheromone Diva Dust by Jessie M
- Adult Toy Cleaner by Jezebelle
- Liberator Fascinator Shag Throe by Epiphora
Adult toy cleaner
Washing a few of my favorite toys!
With my ever growing collection of sex toys, It was high time I get a wash just for my toys. Sure…I could keep using hand soap, but wheres the fun in that? PinkCherry sex toys sent me their Sex. Adult Toy Cleaner along with my newest batch of review toys, and I’m in love!
Sex. Adult toy cleaner is a liquid soap in a handy spray bottle. It has no artificial coloring, leaves no residue, and has a nice mint smell. I tested it out by cleaning my brand new Laya Spot also sent by PinkCherry, and the results were great. I sprayed the toy with a fine mist of toy cleaner, lathered her up and rinsed. After toweling the toy off, I noticed the faint mint smell left from the cleaner, and that my toy was squeaky clean. The cleaner left no residue and it even polished the toy a bit. I love how handy the little bottle is, and have been using Sex. Adult toy cleaner to wash my toys all week.
Some details: the cleaner leaves no stains, and washes off quickly. There is a faint mint smell, but no taste left on the toys I cleaned.
I highly recommend this toy wash, as its super easy to use, cleans and polishes toys wonderfully, and smells nice to boot!
Five Stars
Missing HNTs
Sadly, I have had to temporarily take down the HNTs. Fear not, as soon as some things have blown over they will be back!
Pleasurists #32
via art-or-porn from www.nuexpo.com
Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #31? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #33? Submit it here before Sunday June 14th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.
Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.
- Summer Lustin’ – Had Me a Blast… Deadline: June 12th
- Giveaway: Win two bumpy glass dildos! Deadline: June 12th, 2009 at midnight PDT.
- Gag Anyone? Deadline: June 12, 2009 11:59pm
- Blowfish Swag Contest Giveaway #1 Deadline: June 22nd
Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
On to the reviews…
Editor’s Pick
- Midgets, fat men and baby carriages…oh my! Ninn Worx Collector’s Edition of “Catherine” by Laurel
[F]rankly, I don’t think good porn should leave you questioning what you just saw. I don’t think good porn should leaving you thinking at all after watching it. [...] So, if you can ignore the midget, the fat man and the baby carriage and everything else that seems out of place in an adult film, this is totally worth watching.
Editor’s Note: I love unique products and good reviews, and this review happens to have both! It’s amusing while giving a good idea of the movie and just how amazingly weird it is. Artistic porn sounds like a good idea, right?
Vibrators
- Fun Factory Boss Lady by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
- Doc Johnson yin and yang by Sexpert Joe
- Boss Lady by Dangerous Lilly
- Couture Collection Waterproof Tsunami by Amorous Rocker
- Angelo by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
- Liberte by Sarah
- Blueberry Buzz by Sexorcism
- Hello Kitty by True Pleasures
- Hitachi Magic Wand by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
- Fun Factory Angelo by CarrieAnn
- Ideal by Dangerous Lilly
- Hello Kitty by Jezebelle
- Evolved Citron Florentine by Curvaceous Dee
- Original Decadent Indulgence by Beautiful Dreamer
- Angel by Oggins
- Exploring Intimacy by Glitz G-Spot
- The Be Be from Love Being Woman by Red
- Hello Kitty by Domina Doll
Dildos
- Inflatable Dildos from twistmyrubberarm by KamaSutronics
- Maxine X Rox Fat Jack with Bumps by Sexorcism
- Don Wands Blue Ripple with LED by Miss KissThis
- Magic Stick by Sleeping Dreamer
- Curve by Nadia West
- Tantus Compact by Backseat Boohoo
Anal Toys
Toys for Cocks
- LELO Bo Cock Ring by Dangerous Lilly
- Climax Clicks Cock Ring by Average Joe
- Jungle Hummdinger Cockring by Sexpert Joe
- Goo Gobblin’ Granny Love Doll by Sleeping Dreamer
- Love Dolls by Sexpert Joe
- Tunnel of Love Masturbator by Average Joe
Lube, Bath Stuff, & etc.
- Wet Naturals by Marla Singer St. Syr
- Durex Play Quiver Freezable Lube Cubes by Thursday’s Child
- Earthly Body Waterslide by Marla Singer St. Syr
- Boy Butter H2O by Marla Singer St. Syr
- Onye by Pepper
- Babeland Massage Bars by True Pleasures
- Wet Together by CarrieAnn
- Babeland Sensuous Soak Kit by Thursday’s Child
- Two to Tango Oil by CarrieAnn
- Intimate Organics Daring Anal Spray by Average Joe
- Kama Sutra Treasure of the Sea by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
BDSM/Fetish
- Fun Factory Cuffies Freestyle by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
- Slut Paddle by Dangerous Lilly
- Electrosex Penis Sheath by Red
Adult Books
Adult Movies/Porn
- Brent Corrigans Summit by Epiphora
- Crash Pad Series Volume 4 by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
- Crash Pad Series – Episode 11: Dallas & Vai by J.D. Bauchery
- My Daughter’s Boyfriend by FrzKey
- Sized Up by The Porn Librarian
- Tristan Taormino’s Ultimate Guide To Anal Sex For Women by J.D. Bauchery
- Akiba Girls by FrzKey
Miscellaneous
- Fun Factory Smartballs by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
- Kama Sutra Lovers Paintbox by Marla Singer St. Syr
- Sedeux Harness and Dildo by Shay
- Hidden Flower Pussy Pump by Sexpert Joe
- High Intensity Pussy Pump by Sleeping Dreamer
- California Exotic Novelties Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner by Baby Sinead
- KamaSutronics by ColorTrack Glasses
- Shunga Chocolate Sauce by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
- LELO Luna Beads by Sexorcism
- Coquette Fuchsia Satin Corset and Thong by Beautiful Dreamer
- The Sex Sling by Essin’ Em
- Lace-Up Vinyl Corset by Domina Doll
Hello Kitty Vibrator
A Hello Kitty vibrator, what more could a girl want?!
Hands down, the Hello Kitty vibrator is the cutest sex toy in my collection. So cute that it lives on my dresser next to my jewlery box! Shes much more than a cute decoration, the Hello Kitty vibrator is a great travle size vibrator.
The vibrator is a pocket rocket, with a solid plastic top shaped like Hello Kitty. The top gives the vibrator a nice weight, and the vibrations travel through it well. The vibrator is well made, with smooth edges , a slick glossy finish , and a grooved bottom for easy control with slippery hands. The vibe has one setting that I would rate around a medium. This is not an extremely powerful vibrator, but it is enough to bring me to a climax. The vibrations are deep and steady, and the vibrator is middle of the road as far as loudness. You can hear it pressed between your legs, but you can barely hear it under a blanket.
In short, I reccomend the Hello Kitty vibrator as a first vibrator, or a fun gift. Its not quite as powerful as I would like it to be, and a little too loud, but it does the job…..and its just SO cute!
Some details: the vibe is about six inches long, with a girth of 4 inches at the head. It takes (and comes with) one AA battery. The vibrator is made out of hard plastic, and can be cleaned with a damp washcloth and a bit of soap.
Three 1/2 Stars
Buy your own Hello Kitty Vibrator here!
Thanks Babeland.com!
Pleasurists #29
Image by Autumn Sonnichsen Photography found via The Alexa Collection
Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #28? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #30? Submit it here before Sunday May 25th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.
Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.
- Give Me Fever Contest Deadline: May 30th at 11:59pm Pacific Time.
- Champagne Giveaway: Women Seeking Women #50 Deadline: May 31st
- Do You Have an Erotic Adventure to Share? Deadline: May 31st, 2009.
- Ginger Leigh’s Fabulous Shopping Spree! Deadline: Friday, June 5, 2009
Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus St.Syr
On to the reviews…
Editor’s Pick
- The Five-Contact Spark Plug, from Huse by Themistokles
To find the kind of inventor who cares enough to think things through, you need to look past the mainstream. Leave the well-trod paths behind, and explore the odd little shops where the master artisans do their work.
The Five-Contact Spark Plug is that kind of masterpiece.
Rupert Huse, who designed the Spark Plug, was clearly thinking about female anatomy and erotic response.
Editor’s Note: I’m fascinated with Electrosex and both this review and Themistokles’ other review this week deals directly with it, not only does this review give great information about the toy at hand it also talks about other similar items from other companies by comparison and is generally well written and enticing. Loved it!
Vibrators
- Odyssey Tickler by Beautiful Dreamer
- We-Vibe by Sarah
- Evolveds Dream Maker Lunar Rabbit by Baby Sinead
- Miracle Massager by Beautiful Dreamer
- Fun Factory Boss by Sexorcism
- Penthouse Ultra Powerful Gyrating Massager by Ali of FunSexToyReview
- LELO Gigi by Sarah Estrella
- Laya Spot by CarrieAnn
- The Miracle Massager by Kyle
- Hello Kitty Vibrator by Beautiful Dreamer
- Paradise Curve by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
- Rock Chick by Eliot Bodem
- SaSi by Essin’ Em
Dildos
Anal Toys
- Rude Boy by Onyx on Wanton Lotus
- Bottoms Up P-Spot Pleaser by Meg on FunSexToyReview
- ProTouch by Ansley Agnello
Toys for Cocks
- Fleshlight STU Jack Ass by CarrieAnn
- Pink Lips Pussy Stroker by Beautiful Dreamer
- Double Penetrator Cock Ring by Bad Bad Girl
Lube, Bath Stuff, & etc.
- Good Head Oral Delight Gel by Beautiful Dreamer
- Sliquid Swirl Intimate Lubricant by Ansley Agnello
- Blazin’ Bitch Black Cherry Massage Candle With Pheromones by The Countess
BDSM/Fetish
- Red Rose Crop by Carnivalesq
- Trick Belt by Erin Leone
- Scalloped Pony Play Bridle by Sleeping Dreamer
- Zeus 6-Channel Digital Powerbox by Themistokles
- Lust Loops by The Master on SexToys.com
Adult Books
- The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women by Sexorcism
- Surfer Boys by The Porn Librarian
- X: The Erotic Treasury by Adriana
Adult Movies/Porn
- Anna Span’s Diary Series #14 – Play The Slut by The Porn Librarian
- Alice In Wonderland by FrzKey
- The Rebelle Rousers by J.D. Bauchery
- Mr. Marcus Goes To Washington by The Porn Librarian
- 22 Sex Secrets, Tips & Turn On by FrzKey
- Caligula Uncensored by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
Miscellaneous
- Arousal Tea Review by Lisa
- Soft Pack by Kyle
- Smart Balls by True Pleasures
- Crazy Girl Diva Dust (Silver) by The Countess
- Uniram Manual Sex Machine by Sexorcism
- Arabesque Clit Caresser by Domina Doll
- Thigh Harness with Dildo by Bad Bad Girl
- Bliss Bliss Kit by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
- Fun Factory Smartballs by Jezebelle
I Love my Squirmy- Doc Johnson
My first Rabbit Vibrator!
I Love My Squirmy is a great rabbit vibrator, and is both strong and durable. It has a plethora of settings, speeds, intensity levels, and has a very strong clitoral vibrator.
Check out the rest of the review here
Four Stars
Buy your own I Love My Squirmy here!
Thanks EdenFantasys.com!
Smart Balls by Fun Factory
To help catch up on my giant pile of review toys, I’m going to make this one a mini review!
Smart Balls!
Babeland was kind enough to send me a pair of Fun Factory’s Smart Balls , something I’ve had my eyes on for a while. Smart Balls are a variation of the classic “Ben Wa Balls”, both used to train and straighten the PC muscles inside your vagina. AKA Kegels
Like my other Fun Factory toy Bloomy, the Smart Balls came in great packaging, and came with an instruction pamphlet and small pack of lube. The two connected balls are weighted with a free rolling ball in each one, and make a very quiet rattling noise when you shake them. They are silky and smooth to the touch, are nearly seamless , and have a neat coated cord to help keep things clean! Inserting my smart balls the first time was a little tricky, because of the narrow space between the two. After using them a few times and wearing them around the house, I’ve become a pro at inserting them, and love the new addition to my kegel exercises. I love my Smart Balls, and I reccomend them to those looking to streghten their PC mucles.
Some details: Smart Balls are made out of elastomer, and are easily cleaned with soap and warm watter.
Also, check out this neat Babeland Video explaining different ways to use your Smart Balls!
Four Stars
Buy your own Smart Balls here!
Thanks Babeland.com!
